Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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