doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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