Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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