At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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