After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
