I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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