Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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