he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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