i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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