...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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