i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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