All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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