UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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