I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
There r osticjed everywhere
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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