I think I am morally bankrupt
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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