Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Shame - the story of my life.
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