I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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