If i come over, it means nothing
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
