clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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