You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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