that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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