My brain says no but my pants say off.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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