How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
