Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
how drunk are you?
Several
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
