My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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