Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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