And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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