their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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