You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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