The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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