Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
