His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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