Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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