Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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