Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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