Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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