not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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