In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The struggles of a small town man whore
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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