btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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