We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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