dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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