Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
