I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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