it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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