I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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