soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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