why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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