I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Randomize
