I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
