I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I understand Curling. That high.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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