On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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