the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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