Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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