like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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