Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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