Whod you bang
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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