Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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