Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
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go home
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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